SWEDISH GAYS ON PARADE MIRACULOUSLY SWALLOWED BY A SINK-HOLE

 

 

Sweden has been pushing the Gay agenda ever since the Swedish parliament adopted that country’s gender-neutral law on marriage on April 1, 2009. Sweden is now the 7th nation in the world to legalize same-sex marriage. The governing board of the Church of Sweden voted 176-62 in favor of allowing priests to wed same-sex couples in a new gender-neutral church ceremony. Same-sex marriages have been performed in this heathen nation since November 1, 2009.

Since the 2009 law was passed and 3 Gay Pride parades later, God has literally put his foot down to say no more. At the recent Gay Pride Stockholm 2012 event gays and their Godless supporters flaunted their excessive homoness by parading through the streets with their rainbow flags, assless-chaps, pierced nipples, S&M gear and other outrages against God.

So let us once again review what Scripture tells us about this immoral lifestyle. The Holy Bible is abundantly clear on gay-sin… Leviticus 18:22 (KJV): “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind it is abomination.”

Leviticus 20:13: “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (NIV): “Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters, nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”

At this year’s gay pride event in Stockholm while these pagan heathens marched proudly through the streets they got the message from God directly, one the world is hopeful the gays are paying attention to. As the God-hating homos proceeded with their march of shame through a Stockholm neighborhood where young children could be exposed to such blatant homogayness God said enough is enough.

Without warning the ground beneath this queer parade suddenly opened up and swallowed a large portion of the parade participants. The exact numbers of homos which dropped into this enormous pit is unknown, but scientist in Stockholm told this reporter the depth of the pit remains unknown and any attempt at a rescue right now is unsafe. “The pit seems to be endless, even the probes we’ve sent down have failed to locate the bottom so far,” said Dr. Jörgen Svensson with Sweden’s Geological Survey Team.

Event organizer, Oden Björkegren wept as he made the first public announcement about the tragedy an hour after earth opened up and swallowed the gays. “The Stockholm Gay Pride 2012 committee is horrified and shaken by today’s tragic event and hope some effort will be made to rescue those who are missing,” said Björkegren. “Today we have lost many of our hottest twinks who were riding on two twink floats, followed by an S&M float that also dropped into the hole. We are in mourning as is all of Sweden right now and we want to thank everyone for their condolences,” he added.

The gigantic sink hole continues to crumble away from around its edges and authorities have closed off public access until the area can be safely restored. Once again we as Christians recognize the work of God when we see it and the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Meanwhile the governing board of the Church of Sweden has called for an emergency meeting to consider options. It is believed by many that the board will resend its 2009 decision to allow gender-neutral marriages in Swedish churches.

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